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Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Justin Bieber’s Holiday Album Is a Surprising No.1

     iTunes. Billboard. Rhapsody. What do all these music giants have in common? Their main audience is tween girls. The second JBiebs knocks out an album, they'll be waiting outside of FYE with "Marry Me Justin" signs dragging their push-over fathers by the hand. It doesn't matter how atrocious the music he produces is; since he is "hot stuff", he sells 200,000 albums. I hate it. If Justin Bieber sells this many records, Risky Business should be forever number one on those forsaken Top 100 lists. Unfortunately, pop media is stupid and ignorant of all the good that is going on in the world. If I could slap Justin Bieber in the face, I would. More importantly, I would like to kick Usher where it hurts.
     Usher is absolutely stupid for bringing this kid up for two reasons. One is that he is just a kid. The second is that he is a kid whose vocal cords haven't finished growing. Justin's voice is getting deeper, and it has become harder for him to hit that "Ohhhhh!" In his hit Baby. Seem harmless? It isn't. Over-working the vocal cords is extremely dangerous, especially at such high frequencies for males, and his voice is deteriorating because of it. Damn you Usher! You just killed Justin Bieber's ability to sing! Well, he will always have the drums (which he can't play) to fall back on.
     I pretty much grabbed this article so I could rant about Bieber and his lack of musical integrity.

Here is the link.

2 comments:

  1. I dislike this boy-thing more than words can properly express.Very agreeable post!

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